love this shit!
Bring the Gnar
All you need’s a cowboy hat and you’ll be Lemmy Kilmister.
ha! also, about 50 more years of drinkin’ and a couple coco puffs glued to my face.
Any of you super-homies know what today is? It was 13 years ago today that Catherine Zeta-Jones first dipped beneath lasers. Pay your respects.
OFF! HAS A NEW SONG TO BLOW YOUR FACE OFF
If you are not finding yourself increasingly more and more excited about the upcoming OFF! S/T album, then we don’t want to be your friend. Just kidding, we can be friends. (No. We weren’t kidding about that first thing, the thing about not wanting to be your friend.)
Anywhoo! OFF! has released a new single from the album called “Cracked” and it’s gonna make you want to:
1) Push peanut M&Ms up your own nose
2) Back-flip off of a wall
3) Swing your purse or man bag above your head until you pass out





