I DONT CARE WHO YOU BRING HERE DADDY!!! THIS PHONES GOING UNDER THE THUNDA’ OF MANITOBA!!!
The patio is open so you can stare at our ass-cracks! (at Five Roses Pub)
(Source: aquariumdrunkard, via a-rebel-without-applause)
It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.
This just in! (at Stella’s On State)
The irony of one of my stickers on a BMW is unbelievably funny to me. Because, I’m probably never going to be able to afford one.
No Internet, no problem! Shit’s on deck!
Iggy Pop and Keith Moon